How Did The Chicken Cross The Road? On The Back Of A Tortoise Of Course

For thousands of years, we’ve been asking ourselves, “WHY did the chicken cross the road?”

Because LifeDaily is has an insatiable curiosity about the world and we desire to know more, we took to some of the most brilliant minds to ask “why?”

Albert Einstein told us, “the chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken,” which makes sense in an alternate reality, but not this one. Good guess Einstein.

According to Newton, “Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross roads.” And while the good sir’s assumption is correct, it still doesn’t fully answer the question of why?

Perhaps the answer lies with Colonel Sanders, who when we asked him simply said, “I missed one…”

Perhaps we’ve forgotten a vital question, one that’s been overlooked as long as we’ve been asking it.

Life isn’t about blindly accepting answers, it’s about knowing the process. So while we should ask why, there’s another question that must be taken into account too. HOW, friends, did this legendary chicken cross the road?

And it appears we’ve found the answer:

But can he pick up chicks?