Pregnant Cat Invades Man’s Home And Delivers Kittens On His Rug

They say children are a blessing, but for one cat owner, he sees these young kittens as more of a curse.

The hilariously ironic BoogiesOogie, who shared this story on Imgur, tells of what happened when a pregnant cat crashed on his couch.

Like an unwanted roommate, she showed up unexpectedly when an order of food was delivered to the house.

“Sandwich is an a**hole” we writes about the cat who was appropriately named after the food he ordered. “She jumped on my porch when Jimmy Johns delivered, and wouldn’t leave.”

“Sitting on my porch like a proudly purchased bumper sticker for running a half marathon that she didn’t finish. A**hole.”

But the plot thickens: it turns out sandwich wasn’t just a bum, she was also pregnant with an entire litter of kittens.

To that, the witty dude writes:

“She decided It was acceptable to have her b*stards in my home. After I took her homeless a** to the vet, to make sure she didn’t have AIDs and sh*t, they told me she had 6 more squatters in her dumb cat uterus.”

“Look at these non-rent paying, muscle deficient, 6 piece chicken McNobodies. I layed out a perfectly good 3’x3′ cardboard box with blankets and comfy a** bedding, but no, this asshole had to have her kids on the GOTDAMNED carpet!”

And it gets worse! He then writes this:

“I don’t have a problem with breastfeeding in public, but she had to do it in my house like the sh*tbird she is.”

“Tiny little alcoholics. They don’t even like good beer”

He then shares about how he “had to touch these disgusting insufferable [dumbwits] with my own two hands.”

And he took a picture of the whole kitten kaboodle, noting that the little buggers don’t know how to take a proper family photo.

The charming BoogiesOogie concluded by saying, “I have to wake up to this, filthy cuddle puddle of unemployable ham-fisted nitwits.”

In the end, we have a funny feeling his fury is just a little bit ironic. You can see his original post here, with the full story. Tell us what you make of it. Is he angry, funny, or neither?

And, as always, please SHARE this pleasantly strange story with a cat-lover in your life.

[Featured Image: Imgur]

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