Nounsense (n.): the grammatical term used to describe a word that is really a few different words combined to linguistically sum up a feeling
(courtesy Urban Dictionary)
Youniverse: term used to describe the state of a self-absorbed person; somebody who is unaware of a world outside themselves
Preclapulation: Clapping before you are even aware of what you are clapping for
Jackintosh: a computer used exclusively for watching porn
Barithmetic: the quick arithmetic one does in a bar when meeting somebody much older than them; calculating how old you were when they were your current age
Beerboarding: extracting information from a co-worker or friend by getting them drunk
Dopplebanger: a person you have sexual relations with who looks similar to a different person you have also had sexual relations with
Bedgasm: the feeling of euphoria experienced when the alarm goes off and you start to wake up, but then you realize it’s actually Saturday so you can sleep in
Cellfish: the act of a person refusing to take their attention away from their phone, despite being in a situation where they should probably put the phone away
Nestflixing: the act of building a cocoon of blankets and pillows around you while you watch Netflix (or related services) for hours on end
Textpecting: When you are expecting a message that isn’t coming, so you keep pressing the home button on your phone only to see your blank background with the time (counting the hours it’s taking this person to text you)
Nonversation: the conversation (or lack thereof) you have with co-workers in the coffee line or similar circumstance; pointless small-talk
Wheredrobe: the nonexistent, abstract location that contains all the misplaced clothing you’ve lost throughout the years to laundromats, locker rooms, and drunken nights
Hiberdating: when somebody gets a new boyfriend or girlfriend and goes unseen for days or weeks at a time because they are with their new squeeze
Columbusing: when white people think they invented or found something that has actually been around for years (i.e. Miley Cyrus “discovering” twerking)
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