Sometimes, it’s so hard being at the top of the one percent.
$20 bills really aren’t sufficient for blowing your nose and you would never use Kleenex like the plebeians do. Perhaps Daddy can figure out a way to print softer $20 bills for you to wipe away the tears that happen when you find out you didn’t get enough likes on Instagram. Then, you can SnapChat the pictures to your friends, and you can all cry together.