The Struggles of Every Person Who Hates Summer

Summer is upon us, friends, and while everybody is doing cartwheels and frolicking in a field of lilies, you’re dreading it. You’re already looking up the weekly forecasts and marking down which days you will be confined to the realms of air-conditioned bliss. Nobody seems to understand your pain. It’s like they like summer or something.

All your friends are rejoicing in the heat of summer, like their life is a movie.

And there are all those terribly peppy songs on the radio about how great summer is.

There’s only one summertime song you can relate to

But you’re feeling the days heat up and remembering the cold with yearning loneliness.

Now you have to deal with humidity turning you into a giant puff ball every morning.

There’s allergies and pollen.

And of course the HEAT!

Whenever somebody asks you how you’re doing…

Sometimes, the weather report will fake you out with promise of cool air and then pull a 90º day out of nowhere.

Trying to fall asleep at night is impossible because there is no cool side of the pillow.

And if you share a bed with somebody, forget it.

It’s like the bed magically shrinks in the heat.

The heat makes you sleepy and you want nothing more than to nap at work.

When you do manage to find air conditioning, it’s glorious.

You’ll hang out with somebody just to use their AC.

You’d rather deal with Winter at its worst, than Summer at its best.

But don’t worry, Autumn is only 3 months away.

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The Struggles of Every Person Who Hates Summer

All your friends are rejoicing in the heat of summer, like their life is a movie.

And there are all those terribly peppy songs on the radio about how great summer is.

There’s only one summertime song you can relate to

But you’re feeling the days heat up and remembering the cold with yearning loneliness.

Now you have to deal with humidity turning you into a giant puff ball every morning.

There’s allergies and pollen.

And of course the HEAT!

Whenever somebody asks you how you’re doing…

Sometimes, the weather report will fake you out with promise of cool air and then pull a 90º day out of nowhere.

Trying to fall asleep at night is impossible because there is no cool side of the pillow.

And if you share a bed with somebody, forget it.

It’s like the bed magically shrinks in the heat.

The heat makes you sleepy and you want nothing more than to nap at work.

When you do manage to find air conditioning, it’s glorious.

You’ll hang out with somebody just to use their AC.

You’d rather deal with Winter at its worst, than Summer at its best.

But don’t worry, Autumn is only 3 months away.