At 9 o’clock on a Saturday night, your squad is choosing between a bar and “da club.” Which do you go for?
If your answer is clubbing, you’ve chosen wrong. While ear-shattering bass and grinding with sweaty strangers have a quaint charm, dive bars are always better. Bars have actual music you can sing along to, pitchers of beer you can share (that can also be shared with you!), and games like pool and darts. I can’t fathom why anybody would ever choose 6 hours in stilettos over good conversation in a pub. Here’s why a night at the bar is always better than going to a night club:
1.) You spend significantly less money at a bar:
A bottle of vodka at a bar can run you upwards of a hundred dollars at a ritzy club. A pitcher of beer varies around $20 depending on where you go. I think the answer is obvious here.
2.) You get home before 4 o’clock in the morning.
While both bars and clubs close around the same time, it’s acceptable to roll into a bar for 5 o’clock happy hour, hang around for a while, hop over to another bar, engage in fulfilling conversation, feed your drunk munchies monster, and still be in bed by midnight.
On the other hand, clubs don’t start up until midnight and if you want to accomplish anything the next day, you can kiss that wish goodbye.
3.) You can wear whatever you want.
My favorite thing about spending the night in a bar is wearing sneakers. My least favorite thing about going out to a club is high heels. Why? Why do people choose to make themselves miserable with uncomfortable shoes? What kind of sick, masochistic creatures are we?
Not only that, but in a bar I can wear jeans, a cute top, and a sweater. While dress code for clubs vary, it tends to demand thin, shiny material that makes your back itch. Oh, and coat checks. F*ck coat checks. I want to put my coat on the back of my chair. And speaking of chairs…
4.) Bars have chairs!
Want to sit down at a club? That will cost you upwards of $100 to enter the VIP section. Want to sit down at a bar? That’s free. During a night of dancing (which can happen at both), my feet are tired and I want to pop a squat.
5.) Bars aren’t sexist
I was recently at a New York City club (well, in the line for it), with a girlfriend and three guy friends. We weren’t on a guest list, but the bouncer waved us girls in and told the guys that he’d cut them a break and only charge them $70. Each. Obviously, we didn’t stick around and let the guys pay $210 just to get into the place.
The bouncer was willing to let us girls in because we were hot and wearing tight clothes, and didn’t let the guys in because they were men. Call me a radical, but I believe that attitude is sexist toward men and objectifying toward women.
6.) You have a better chance of meeting somebody worth while at a bar.
Let’s not get carried away. You’re still at a bar, but at least at this venue you can have a conversation with an attractive stranger, rather than having said stranger rub their genitals on your rump within the first ten seconds of meeting you.
7.) You can hold a conversation with friends
People that go to bars with their friends, might actually be interested in spending time with their friends (bizarre, right?) The nice thing about going to a bar is having the opportunity to meet people, play a game of people, and engage in conversation without having to constantly say, “what, I can’t hear you?” It’s a beautiful thing.
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